I just...I can't. Ever since I read this, I've tried to remain optimistic about this terrible, terrible idea. But, now that I've seen the cast list...is this real? It's not real, right? I just can't.
Ok, I obviously will. But not because I think it will be good. Or even correct, given that *ridiculous* plot summary. "A witch conspires to teach" -- WTF?! No. No, she didn't. NO. SHE. DID. NOT. Seriously? This is going to be a train wreck. A photogenic train wreck (and the press junket will be epic), but a train wreck, nonetheless.
"I'm not good, I'm not nice -- I"m just right."